Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Hola from Iraq!

Hey Wankers!

I just set up this crazy blog for everyone back home in the Texas hash world to keep in touch with lost wankers like myself, and KaBoobie, and Penile Probe, and anyone else who had to leave Texas hashing due to a military deployment, a civilian job, a marriage to an Iraqi woman, or whatever another bullshit reason existed!

So, post away, and tell us how much better the hash is now that we're gone!

On-On,
Cheaper

23 Comments:

At 11:23 AM, Blogger brownie said...

Hey, I'm leaving Texas (going to Colorado), can I post here?

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger DBDAFMH3 said...

I don't know can you post here???? U suck by the way. I get Tuck It to chase you around nekidd again if you leave

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger DBDAFMH3 said...

Miss most of you wankers.

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger TRIFAGDA said...

Wankers,
Had a great time last night at Teasers, and Silver Wings has a new bartender with "Huge tracks of Land" Nice idea Cheaper, stay safe. I'll let you guys know how TEXMEX goes this year.

On-on

TRIFAGDA

 
At 11:38 AM, Anonymous shaft said...

woke up this morning and went over to the KBR facility for some food...ended up eating an mre because we forgot to pay hadji off to prevent the midnite mortor attack.
Helped clean up the mess so we might have lunch instead.
Finished cleaning up for dinner only to find out the TCNs quit because thier boss was kidnapped and is being held for beheading later this week. Ate another MRE and watched hadji porno until the mortor rounds started coming in again.

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger LostTexasHasher said...

hey shaft, where you staying at in hajiland? I'm over near the airport, at Camp Victory...Cheaper

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Trojan said...

Cheaper...we wants pictures dude.:)

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger LostTexasHasher said...

sure brownie...colorado is kind of it's own country...

TriFagDa...I love that name. You better make sure the TexMexer's are reminded of just how much Hill Country rocks. Ticket and I won't be there to be our usual asshole selves, so it's up top you brother! on-on...Cheaper

DBD-when are we gonna get drunk and make out? Cletus-are you listening? damnit!....Cheaper

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger babyG said...

hey trifagda you need to fill in your blog !

Cheaper this is cool ! I need help on what to do back to Dicket, about the TP of the house...lol I got a call from ticket confessing his sins at around 3:30 the other night

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger F*CK U KNAVE said...

Hey guys! Hope everything is dandy in the big waterless beach. Send some picturess and stuff! If you guys need anything that can be sent in a "care" package...let us know!

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger BATT said...

Hey Cheaper,
"Donde es Iraq"??? Will miss you at TexMex, maybe Meat and I will get lost in your honor!!

BATT

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger DBDAFMH3 said...

Cheaper - You would be delighted to know you don't need to get drunk to make out with me cutie...Did I say that outloud :) Cletus I Luv you didn't mean a word of it - Maybe????

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Puerto Rican Jew said...

Hey Cheaper,
Figured I could post here. My rational for that you wonder? I don't remember where I am have the time. That makes me a lost Texas Wanker too.
Good to here from ya. Keep your head down and get your ass back here soon.

PRJ

 
At 11:02 PM, Blogger Late Nite Drive Thru said...

good luck over there, bud - maybe you can find another hasher over there

Eunuch blogs at:
http://eunuchsworld.blogspot.com/

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger Invizabitch said...

Nice site, I wish I could understand this language over here in England. They must be speaking Australian or something.

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Trojan said...

Hey Invizabitch..

Have a Happy New Year...miss my favorite guy in drag!

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger streakin freak said...

Hey i found it all by myself....this shit is too cool man... i fell like i at a AA meeting and need to say:

Hi Im streakin Freak and i am also a lost texas hasher who has found himself wound up in Heidelberg Germany and keeps deploying to the Iraq..

anywho this is awesome man ON ON

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger Dusty said...

Does everyone in Colorado know that Brownie is a wanker? The folks at Nittany Valley do. See you at TexMex wanker!

 
At 1:14 AM, Blogger streakin freak said...

hey where are you at in iraq cheaper

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger Cheaper To Keep Her said...

Streak! what's up BIAAAATCH! I am in bahgdad bro, near the airport. Damn glad you found the blog dude, and you're right-this is like a big AA hash meeting online! where u at in Iraq, fucker?

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger Cheaper To Keep Her said...

Invizibitch: what is your gay a$$ doing in england. let me guess: the air force thought Iraq was too harsh, so they deploy to england instead? HAHA! just kidding bro! so, how the hell are ya?

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger streakin freak said...

im not over there yet but and heading that way shortly form what they say. I want to go back up to mosul if i get the option. Just like being where all the shit is i guess. I was up thier last time and had a blast! well i wil keep in touch and let you know when i can..ON oN

 
At 10:22 PM, Anonymous dick semens said...

Streakin!!! What the hell is up man-boy? Plunge is over in your neck of the woods now, but I keep forgetting to write her (typical). You gonna make it back to Texas for Interhash?

ps, PP and Cheaper, go fuck yourselves

 

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